Douglas Coupland


Jason Priestley


Norah Jones


Rufus Wainwright

- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
- Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Options for your answer machine:

- Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep
- "Hi, I'm not in at the moment, if you are trying to sell me something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."
- "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
- I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply
- Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
- I might be in, I might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!
- You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
- This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.

It's been ten years since they were first brought together on The Big Breakfast...and now they're back together on Capital Breakfast!
They go together like rama lama lama de ding a de dinga a dong...Johnny & Denise...Wha oooh yeah!!

It's been ten years since they were first brought together on The Big Breakfast...and now they're back together on London's number one Breakfast Show!

The cheeky Essex girl is really excited. In her own words "It’s going to be fantastic to work with Johnny again and undoubtedly great fun. I can’t wait to get started!“

So, tune in from the 4th February and witness the reunion of one of the best-loved duos, only on London's Capital 95.8!

www.capitalradio.co.uk

- If you can't be a good example . . then you'll just have to be a horrible warning
- All the world's a stage . . I seemed to have missed the rehearsal
- Money can't buy happiness . . it can certainly be rent for a while
- Nothing's impossible for those . . . who don't have to do it.
- Work fascinates me . . . I could sit and watch it for hours
- If they sound cute on the phone . . . add two stone
- Don't cry because it's over . . . smile because it happened
- Forget the Joneses . . . I can't keep up with the Simpsons
- A fool and his money are soon . . . partying

- If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
- Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
- If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?