- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
- Tell your boyfriend I said thanks
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met
- I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
- Constipated People Don't Give A crap
- None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
- The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
dedas79 - 13. Feb, 16:42