Options for your answer machine:

- Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep
- "Hi, I'm not in at the moment, if you are trying to sell me something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."
- "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
- I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply
- Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
- I might be in, I might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!
- You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
- This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.