- If you can't be a good example . . then you'll just have to be a horrible warning
- All the world's a stage . . I seemed to have missed the rehearsal
- Money can't buy happiness . . it can certainly be rent for a while
- Nothing's impossible for those . . . who don't have to do it.
- Work fascinates me . . . I could sit and watch it for hours
- If they sound cute on the phone . . . add two stone
- Don't cry because it's over . . . smile because it happened
- Forget the Joneses . . . I can't keep up with the Simpsons
- A fool and his money are soon . . . partying