I've realized that there are 3 basic types of men in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't.


Men are like . . . Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like . . . Cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like . . . Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm and keep you up all night long.

Men are like . . High Heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.