- If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
- If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
- If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
- If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
- If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
- Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state 'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
- Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
- Do people who spend £1 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
- why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
- If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?
- If olive oil is made of squeezing olives, then what are baby oil made from?