The beginning of another week at G-A-Y & another Pride over. Have you noticed that the more Prides you go to, they are never as good as the last one, well I've got news for you, it doesn't mean the event is any less fun, it means you are getting older & if you don't believe me, that you could be growing up & facing maturity, then see if you've made any of the following changes


You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


6am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


You watch the News Channels.


You go from 130 days of holiday time to 14.


Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."


You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.


Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.



Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.


A £4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."


You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."


90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


If you read this list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you, then don't despair because G-A-Y is still here to keep you young & give you a bit of immaturity