- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- Is The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep?
- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- How can someone "draw a blank"?
- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?