- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
- Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
- Ever wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- [Grab his/her bum.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.