Recently 2 gay men and a straight man wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the first gay man and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They made a movie about it."

The gay man answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the 2nd gay man and, figuring Heaven didn't really want to be seen to be too pro gay, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the 2nd gay man had just seen the movie. "1, 228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the straight man. "Name them."